The parking lot of the pharmacy was empty, except for me walking my bike and a woman walking to her car. She was in her late thirties, wearing a black and white cheerleader uniform with bright pink slippers. She shuffled along towards her car, carrying her latest refill of medications.
"I like your slippers.", I said. I didn't want to pass this opportunity up. I liked how curvy her jiggly bits were, plus the uniform did something to my subconscious mind.
"Thank you. I actually got them from a homeboy that looks like he could be related to you." Her smile was genuine. I swam through her brightened brown eyes for the tiny moment we exchanged these words.
"Well, the next time you see him, tell him his long-lost cousin says 'hi', I said with a matching grin.
At that moment the veluptuous vixen attempted to open her car's door only to find out that she had locked her keys in her car.
"I locked my keys in there. Thank god for sunroofs!". When she said that I heard something totally different. I heard:
"I locked my son in there", is what I heard. I was about to put down my bike and help the curvaceous cougar rescue her offspring when she boosted herself upon the bumper. The flawless execution of this move told me that she had performed this paticular technique many times in the past.
I stood in amusement as the pink-footed cheerleader drifted down into the driver's seat from above.
Some people say that true love comes from above. But does it wear cheerleader uniforms with pink slippers?
That would have been awesome to see. It's amazing what there is to witness when we just keep our eyes open.
ReplyDeleteAnd I keep mine peeled for the next great randoom thing.
Deletehaha. made me smile.
ReplyDeletei've locked myself out a few times before, and always have known how to get the keys back without help.
:)
Lol, I hope this was a true story and not a beautiful piece of fiction. I like to think that you had those fun moments watching an attractive cheeleader in pink!
DeleteOr cheerleader... that works too ;-)
DeleteAnd on a final note, I didn't mean to reply to Jaya, although I thoroughly enjoyed her comment.
DeleteGlad to make you smile, Jaya. And yes, Bozo, this was a very true story. It has the ring and shine of truth to it when I read it. No worries about the wrong threaded reply. I wish more happy accidents like that would occur on these pages.
Deletemmm cougars
ReplyDeletedelicious, right?
DeleteNow that sounds like an encounter to brighten anyone's day.
ReplyDeleteIndeed it did. Now if I can just get one to brighten my nights, I'll almost be set.
DeleteOh.
ReplyDeleteOh yes.
Oh my bruddah, it is TIME to go a-huntin'! Bump into her again, get them digits, set somethin' UP!
You go boy, YOU GO BOY!
I will let fate decide if she's supposed to come back into my life. Then, maybe, the digits will be procured.
DeleteI think it's possible for love to appear wearing pink slippers and a cheerleaders outfit. Just don't go so crazy you hang out around the store hoping to catch a glimpse of her. Plus if she uses words like "homeboy" and she got pink slippers off of them, it seems like she might be in with a bad crowd.
ReplyDeleteI'll try for the same day of the month that I saw her on. Maybe she gets refills on the same day. If not, no worries. You might be right about her being with the bad crowd, but I once knew a really cool guy who spoke in nothing but a hybrid mix of jive and ebonics.
DeleteInteresting post!
ReplyDeleteThanks, R.
DeleteJust when one is willing to open there eyes, many sites can be seen. Definitely would have been something to watch.
ReplyDeleteWalking helps. I could ride my bike a lot more, but I feel even walking the bike sets the pace slow enough to view life's little gems like these.
DeleteYou fell in love for a tiny moment with this cheerleader? Ah I know what it's like. I've had such encounters too. Not that many lately though (I should get out more).
ReplyDeleteThank god for sunroofs... Hmmm brings up the time I left it open once and there was a huge storm on the way
ReplyDeleteSo she was a cougar in a cheerleader uniform? o.o
ReplyDeleteImagine if she tried to save her sun through the sunroof! That would've bee a sight. thank God it was just keys!
ReplyDeletethat was quite the little story.
ReplyDeleteWhy, oh why can't these things happen to me? All I ever get in the parking lot of the drugstore are toothless men pushing shopping carts full of cans.
ReplyDeleteInteresting.
ReplyDeleteWHOO WEE, with an outfit like that, I imagine Miss Cheerleader just picked up some happy drugs inside the pharmacy, and may be a bit looney. However, she could probably give ya a good ol' Spread Eagle or Around the World (cheer jumps- nuthin' dirty).
ReplyDeleteI prefer the Herk.
DeleteThat is pretty cool...
ReplyDeleteGood to have confirmation. M
ReplyDeleteBut does it wear cheerleader uniforms with pink slippers?
ReplyDeleteYes of course, and then it likes to spend some time in the hot tub.