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Saturday, October 13, 2012

Where I Play Around With My Name

 In honor of imaginary characters giving way to real-life counterparts I have fancied myself a master of nomenclature* for a few  moments in hopes that it may amuse you.


The noun shock has 9 senses (first 6 from tagged texts)
1. (6) daze, shock, stupor -- (the feeling of distress and disbelief that you have when something bad happens accidentally; "his mother's death left him in a daze"; "he was numb with shock")
2. (2) shock, impact -- (the violent interaction of individuals or groups entering into combat; "the armies met in the shock of battle")
3. (2) electric shock, electrical shock, shock -- (a reflex response to the passage of electric current through the body; "subjects received a small electric shock when they made the wrong response"; "electricians get accustomed to occasional shocks")
4. (1) shock -- ((pathology) bodily collapse or near collapse caused by inadequate oxygen delivery to the cells; characterized by reduced cardiac output and rapid heartbeat and circulatory insufficiency and pallor; "loss of blood is an important cause of shock")
5. (1) shock, seismic disturbance -- (an instance of agitation of the earth's crust; "the first shock of the earthquake came shortly after noon while workers were at lunch")
6. (1) shock, blow -- (an unpleasant or disappointing surprise; "it came as a shock to learn that he was injured")
7. shock -- (a pile of sheaves of grain set on end in a field to dry; stalks of Indian corn set up in a field; "corn is bound in small sheaves and several sheaves are set up together in shocks"; "whole fields of wheat in shock")
8. shock -- (a bushy thick mass (especially hair); "he had an unruly shock of black hair")
9. shock absorber, shock, cushion -- (a mechanical damper; absorbs energy of sudden impulses; "the old car needed a new set of shocks")

 The first sense of the noun shock with daze and stupor included equals my feeling when I had learned that my younger brother fell.

 The second sense of the noun shock has happenned many times in my dreams. I coordinate a shock battle that lasts mere seconds but affects centuries.

 The third sense of the noun shock reminds me of my days as a conductor. I was the longest running champion of holding on to the shock box in shop class.

 I know the fourth sense of the noun shock by memory . Once oxygen is depleted from the system, it takes a while to normalize. I've had the pleasure to go into shock from physical labor as well as traumatic experience. Both are very taxing, but survivable.

 I've had the fifth sense of the noun shock move the a whole house when I was inside. It was a siezmic shock, but it really felt like a vehicle ramming a wall.  Being from an earthquake free area, I was shocked to see that there was no vehicle parked in the wall as I surveyed the damage.

 I distinctly remember feeling the sixth sense of the noun shock when I ran into a a special aquaintance of mine years after we had said goodbye. She was so beautiful, and I was so changed. I was very shocked when she did not remember me. Maybe she lied, but when I mentioned her family, her shocked reaction to knowledge of her kin by a seeming stranger seemed genuine.

 Ah, the seventh sense of shock is a gathering of grain on end. I feel that if I were a grain and someone plucked me from my ground and stood me on end in a pile with all of my neighbor grains that I would be shocked into believing that I would want to be eaten. Trickery, even in the vegetable world can be so shocking.

 The eighth sense of the noun is a shock of hair. Well, the text states 'especially hair', so it could be something else.  I've dined on some thick, bushy hashbrowns before. Does that mean I grubbed on a shock? I've promised myself no cannibalism, so I'll leave that one alone until the next meal.

 The ninth and final sense of the noun shock is for a shock absorber. Something in this word has a dampening effect. It's fitting for the final sense to buffet some of the sudden impact of the word's previous senses.



The noun grub has 2 senses (first 2 from tagged texts)
1. (1) chow, chuck, eats, grub -- (informal terms for a meal)
2. (1) grub -- (a soft thick wormlike larva of certain beetles and other insects)

The verb grub has 2 senses (no senses from tagged texts)
1. mooch, bum, cadge, grub, sponge -- (ask for and get free; be a parasite)
2. grub -- (search about busily)

  I prefer the first sense of the noun grub to any other word for eats, for it is almost a meal in itself. To say the word "grub" is to commit to only one syllable and vowel. The action of the compound at the beginning and the soft ending makes "grub" a word equivalent to a nibble. Speaking it a few times in a row both satiates my desire for nourishment and makes me hungry at the same time. Such power in a single syllable can only be held by the word "grub".

  The second sense of the noun grub is where my mind goes when I want to display this imaginary character for you in pixels. If I knew all the types of beetles and other insects that a grub could be I might be a little more specific on what kind of shockgrub I am. But since I have little knowledge past what a grub feels like when popped into the gullet like popcorn chicken, I will refrain from picking a specific species for now

 I did not know that the first sense of grub as a verb is mooch. I've heard of money-grubbers, so maybe that's where the term comes from. I have never heard the word 'cadge'. The first chance I get to use it correctly, I will. I'll probably be describing myself(like this whole post).

 So, with the second sense of the verb grub meaning to busily search, I am astounded at the amount of grubbing that actually goes on daily. Even if I only look at myself, sometimes I have fifteen google searches in tabs. Yeah, I grub that hard.


 The noun z has 2 senses (no senses from tagged texts)
1. omega, Z -- (the ending of a series or sequence; "the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end"--Revelation)
2. Z, letter z, zee, zed, ezed, izzard -- (the 26th letter of the Roman alphabet; "the British call Z zed and the Scots call it ezed but Americans call it zee"; "he doesn't know A from izzard")

 The reason I end the name in a 'Z' is because it sounds nice on the end. The first sense of the noun Z is a representation from a book that was not a dictionary. Funny how the letter got named afterwards.

 The letter being the second sense of the noun Z is intriguing indeed. I had no idea that it was even spoken differently amongst the english speaking countries. Zee fits and doesn't even need to be three letters. We could change it to Zi, and it would have a dashing quality. But Zed and Izzard? That sounds like a pair of really cool literary characters, not representations of a single character at the end of the roman alphabet. To each their own, I guess.

 I'm now finished playing around with my name. Maybe now I can grub on another shock of hashbrowns  before I catch some zzz's.

 *I am not a master of nomenclature, but I use WordNet Browser 2.1 from Princeton University Cognitive Science Lab to someday become one


  1. This was actually quite a charming look into you and your name. It sucks you've properly gone in to shock :( But you survived.

    1. Thanks, Mark. Those times of shock gave me appreciation for feeling healthy. That in itself is a gift.

  2. SHOCK.



    How ya been, Shockbro? :D

    Dunno 'bout you, but I'm still couchsurfing until I either hear something new from the job front or the school front. :3

    Here's to both of us, eh?~!

    1. I'm still struggling, but happily. Once the enchanting allure wears off I might actually start letting myself succeed. Thanks for stopping by, TD.

  3. Hmmm cannabilism huh? That is a good thing not to buy into haha, very interesting take on your name, right down to the Z.

  4. And then I realized what I was reading. Nice!

    1. I like writing like that. Vaccuming until the switch gets turned to Blow at the end. That might not be the best analogy, but it works. Thanks, D4.

  5. At least your name is a legit word. I don't think Derp is in the official English language.

    1. I think 'Derp' is in the Urban Dictionary. Shockgrubz, however, is not. You've got more 'net cred' with Derp than I do with Shockgrubz. I say your name a lot, hehe.

  6. okay, i'll play, i love wordplay, even more than sex...wait, that's not true. anyway, well, actually, there's only one meaning i was going for with the late phoenix, the fact that the legend of the phoenix rising from the ashes is a myth once it's late, meaning dead, that even the regenerative powers of the phoenix must come to an end some day. off to my shock treatment ;)...

    1. I really like your name, too. There are places for tardy resurrections, and this place is one of them.

  7. You certainly put a lot of thought into your name. When people ask me where I came up with my name, my first inclination is to usually say, "I don't remember"...but then when I am tired I can barely remember what planet I am on, half the time. I have often wondered about making exotic spellings of things like names... For example the putting the Z on the end. I often wonder if it affects people making google searches. People might wanna search for you and look up "Shocks Grubs" instead of "Shockgrubz"...I wonder if this would affect the search? Well, when they search for me I imagine they get lots of websites for athlete's foot and jock itch spray.

  8. I could see your name coming up for a search for a band who's van had the particular name of "Fun Gus". The vehicle had been locked with the keys inside. The search result would have a video titled "That show where we had to jimmy Fun Gus open". The video would have gone viral because after Jimmying the Fun Gus open, they found fifteen refugee immigrants instead of the sound equipment. The show still went on, and the immigrants became a feature that night. It also helped that they also loved rock and roll.

    When I created this name, I didn't have any thoughts of search terms or algorithms being involved at all, so the 'z' is just a phonetic cosmetic. If I did end up showing up it'd probably be for a brand of energy snack. An energy snack that would polarize your biomass. You could either choose to eat "Shock's Positive Grub" or "Shock's Negative Ionic Grub". Either way, you'd eliminate into a casing that would become a battery when filled. Oh snap! The toilet battery! All from an imaginary search for a non-existent snack food named after a fictional character.