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Sunday, June 8, 2014

So, you want to teleport, do you?

I also would enjoy the instantaneous travel amenities that teleportation would have. Imagine paying a little more for your belly to be full with yummy veggie candy before you port to your destination?

Or how about having everyone on a contest set the hair growing function to max, and you all show up very covered in hair to guess who each other are. Winner get's to have a shear and shave first.

Just some of the randoom thoughts going through my head about now. They always happen, never really stopping. I'm certainly not down about that, even if it does cause quite a few difficulties in the 'normal' world. Not here, no. This is a place that I can just let my randoomness exploid into wonderfully insane happiness for everyone on the internet to either find and smile or pass by unaware.

 I made a logo for myself today. It really didn't take much time, so I'm thinking that means I might need to spend a little more on it to give it some extras. Here's the first version.

The first thoughts I have are Seventies(as in that time period that was groovy enough to produce Feline Stevens) and Gumby, also from that era.

 Might be considered a bit funkadelic, but I'm ready to roll with it, anyway.

On the real life front, I am gaining ground as a mentor while slipping as a breadwinner. My sage-like advice has been taken by a light-seeing friend and his payoffs are astounding.

 Been working a few odd jobs. One for this homo(now just wait aminute, I'm all for the gay peeps, homo is just short for Home Owner), who won big on a betting tip from me. Being the millionaire and rich person that he is, he shared none of his winnings. Fair enough, I say, because I chose not to spend my last fifty bucks on a longshot.

 Girlfriends are nice, but they are even nicer if you don't see them very often. That's how I feel right now, or at least what I tell myself when I'm alone and wish for her company. We have a nice, neat arrangement that doesn't let feelings ruin the fun. It's a strange day, indeed, when I start chucking feelings for a relationship. But it happened. Hopefully it continues for quite some time. My favorite part about it is the double dating. I am mad about double dates! So much so that I kinda want everyone to agree to have them filmed. I don't have the car salesman chops to pull that off, though. I hang out with too many private people for them to agree to something like that. Oh well, I can always have my way in my fantasies.

 So thanks for stopping by, having a little look at my new logo and learning just a bit more about me. I'm happy to have you here. Keep kicking gluteus shaped things! 

12 comments:

  1. Didn't even share the winnings, how rude is that lol sounds like you got a good thing going dating wise and great logo too. So wish teleportation would come due

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    1. Thanks pat, yeah we wouldn't have to worry about ppl being really dumb and txting and driving. They wouldn't have time to be distracted during teleportation.

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  2. Funkadelic is definitely the word, and it's a good word. So I guess I'm a homo? Well, no complaints here. And you've pretty much figured out the secret to marriage. I love my wife. I also love being apart from her sometimes. Without it, we'd probably strangle each other.

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    1. That's the best compliment I've ever received from a married person about my knowledge of marriage secrets. I usually get the "you've never been married, so you know nothing". Thanks :)

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  3. relationships with girls like that are always nice haha. The graphic is interesting, what does it mean

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    1. Thanks. The graphic is a combination glyph of my initials. I have always just scratched it out, but I like seeing it in 3d.

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  4. I like that logo - it looks like a funky meat cleaver. How sharp is it?

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  5. Sharp enough to get one cell jerky dried and cured in an instant. :) Thanks.

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  6. I have always wanted to teleport. So many possibilities. :) Your logo looks cool!
    ~Jess

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  7. Girlfriends are nice, but they are even nicer if you don't see them very often... Now yoy're telling me? Yes, some extra hair would be nice as long as you know where to put it.

    Hey, I rediscovered you!

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    1. It's always nice to be rediscovered. Thanks for popping back in :)

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