In honor of the month-long boycott of the entertainment history, I will go over the films and such that I will stop funding.
"But, Shock! You're such a positive person. How will you get by without seeing the new Seuss movie, Lorax?"
I'll make fun of it. Hopefully in a way that will make some people join in my decision to not partake in it's supposed joys.
I remember Dr. Seuss from my childhood. His books finally found their way to other homes after countless question from me.
"Mom, what does that word mean?", "Why can't I find it in the dictionary?", "Why would a crazy man be a children's author?" were some of the questions that prompted the removal of his books from our house. I did sneak a copy of Green Eggs and Ham in once I got older. I actually think that having such a difficulty with his 'lingo', I had developed a love for self-made words. As crazy as it was, I liked the man's terminology.
The terminology of this movie has got to be full of words like:
"Blimptisomorimity"- Defined only as a serious need for money. Money that they charge us to see things that are so tracked upon, that the original Seuss would never have approved(See Cat In The Hat Starring Mike Myers).
"Shitstonomous Poker"- Okay, okay, you got me. That was the name of one of the most awesome cats that I have ever had the pleasure of making aquaintance. His first name was 'penis', and I bet that's what he'd say about this movie if he saw it.
"Moonpleabrah"- This word can only explain that the voice talent used for this particular stinker is none other than Danny Devito and Taylor Swift. I'd really love to see them develop an off-screen romance. Only off-screen, though. I wouldn't want to accidentally turn blind from shock of seeing the impossible happen.
"Wombification"- Fun to say, this word means bad business when it comes to this movie. Success for this picture further enhances the tyranny that these execs have over our little brothers and sisters. We don't want them to be ruined by the subliminal messaging perpetrated by these motion picture zealots.
Those are just some of the words that you may hear when watching this movie. I'm not sure, because it's not out and I won't be able to find out until after
BLACK MARCH
In the meantime, enjoy a little graphic I made to commemorate this celebration of cellulose celebicy*what?
"But, Shock! You're such a positive person. How will you get by without seeing the new Seuss movie, Lorax?"
I'll make fun of it. Hopefully in a way that will make some people join in my decision to not partake in it's supposed joys.
I remember Dr. Seuss from my childhood. His books finally found their way to other homes after countless question from me.
"Mom, what does that word mean?", "Why can't I find it in the dictionary?", "Why would a crazy man be a children's author?" were some of the questions that prompted the removal of his books from our house. I did sneak a copy of Green Eggs and Ham in once I got older. I actually think that having such a difficulty with his 'lingo', I had developed a love for self-made words. As crazy as it was, I liked the man's terminology.
The terminology of this movie has got to be full of words like:
"Blimptisomorimity"- Defined only as a serious need for money. Money that they charge us to see things that are so tracked upon, that the original Seuss would never have approved(See Cat In The Hat Starring Mike Myers).
"Shitstonomous Poker"- Okay, okay, you got me. That was the name of one of the most awesome cats that I have ever had the pleasure of making aquaintance. His first name was 'penis', and I bet that's what he'd say about this movie if he saw it.
"Moonpleabrah"- This word can only explain that the voice talent used for this particular stinker is none other than Danny Devito and Taylor Swift. I'd really love to see them develop an off-screen romance. Only off-screen, though. I wouldn't want to accidentally turn blind from shock of seeing the impossible happen.
"Wombification"- Fun to say, this word means bad business when it comes to this movie. Success for this picture further enhances the tyranny that these execs have over our little brothers and sisters. We don't want them to be ruined by the subliminal messaging perpetrated by these motion picture zealots.
Those are just some of the words that you may hear when watching this movie. I'm not sure, because it's not out and I won't be able to find out until after
BLACK MARCH
In the meantime, enjoy a little graphic I made to commemorate this celebration of cellulose celebicy*what?
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| How could they? Please join me and resurrect this poor cat by not going to movies in March. |
